Life of a Student Government President

Some people have essay portfolios while others have fashion portfolios; I have an E-mail portfolio.

When I get another email…

Just another lazy sunday afternoon

Me:*sets the microwave for 3 minutes* *sits down*
(3 minutes later)
Microwave: *beep beep beep*
(5 minutes later)
Me: *stands up*

The bathroom in my future house is going to have a shower with a waterproof mic and recording studio capabilities

I bet my CD would go double platinum haha